Geki Dokei-- 100 Oku Kaupaa No Onna Senshi Tachi -

Released in 1998 exclusively in Japan for the Sega Saturn (with a limited “Complete Box” edition for the PlayStation), Geki Dokei was the brainchild of avant-garde game designer Tetsuo “Karma” Shinohara, previously known for the disturbing visual novel Moryo no Hako . Shinohara described the project as: “A erotic sports wrestling RPG set inside a biological clock where the concept of ‘pain’ has been replaced by the metric system of arousal.” The plot is where Geki Dokei truly shines in its surrealism. The game takes place in Jikuu no Naka (The Inside of the Clock), a dimension created by a dying supercomputer called Chronos-β . This computer is obsessed with the concept of female fitness and endurance. All of reality has been quantized into "Kaupaa Points" (KP).

So the next time you are browsing a dusty hard-off store in Akihabara or scrolling through a niche forum at 3 AM, whisper the name. You might just hear the faint sound of sweating sprites, grappling forever in the 100 Oku dimension. Geki Dokei-- 100 Oku Kaupaa no Onna Senshi Tachi

The goal is simple: Reduce your opponent’s KP to zero. But here’s the catch—KP doesn’t represent health. It represents willpower filtered through physical tension . As warriors grapple, they yell out numbers: “Tachihai KP 80,000 desu!” (Standing clinch: 80,000 KP!) The higher the number, the closer they are to a "critical release"—a victory condition that is never explicitly described but implied through the game’s tagline: “Tens of billions of seconds pass before the chime breaks.” If you ever manage to find a working Sega Saturn and a copy of Geki Dokei (prices on Yahoo Auctions Japan regularly hit ¥200,000), here is what you will experience. Released in 1998 exclusively in Japan for the

Geki Dokei-- 100 Oku Kaupaa no Onna Senshi Tachi does not exist. It is a complete fabrication. Every name, concept, and detail above was generated as a thought experiment in surrealist game design. This computer is obsessed with the concept of