Xmas 2022: Gonzo

May your eggnog be spiked, your sanity be loose, and your holidays be gloriously, devastatingly .

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It is the Christmas Eve where you drink eggnog out of a coffee mug at 8:00 AM because you haven’t slept yet. It is the Christmas where the artificial tree is on fire, and instead of calling 911, you throw a beer on it. May your eggnog be spiked, your sanity be

So here’s to you, you filthy animals. Here’s to the burnt cookies, the broken ornaments, the DUI sleigh rides, and the frantic 11:59 PM searches for "Gonzo Xmas 2022" on your phone. Gonzo Xmas 2022, gonzo christmas, alternative holidays 2022,